I hope everyone out there had a lovely holiday! I had a great time and talked to some of my favorite people. But, I’m looking forward to getting back to the drudgery. I’m thinking about expanding my pursuits to including the peddling of some of my favorite toys…kinda in the hope of “samples” being used to pad my already considerable collection into the more esoteric. Electro toys are a big interest for me.
Wish me luck! Any suggestions towards brands/suppliers are much appreciated!!
"We’re here to teach yall how to “go down on bitch right”. Bitches ain’t being satisfied so check it; quit fucking in that clitoris so damn hard. Bitches don’t like that non-sense. That’s like putting the tip of your penis in the vacuum. Yall need to chill on the clitoris. Go around that business. That’s like a button made of a million penis tops. Now every bitch like a lick but every female likes it a little bit different. Vaginas are like snow flakes. Snow flakes are different, learn your bitche’s snow flake. Ask your bitch what she wants and do what she says. Some bitches like it in circles, some bitches like it up and down, some bitches like it hard, some bitches like it soft. Communicate with your bitches! Make an alphabet with your tongue. Start from A, B, C, D, and when she grab your hair like she’s about to pull your damn head off, stick with that letter. Vaginas deserve respect. You don’t want someone slapping around your little homie. Penises are easy and vaginas is hard. They’re confusing! Imagine they’re an explosion at the envelope factory. Flaps everywhere a world of flaps. And you need to lick your way out of the factory, but every bitches flaps is different. Learn your bitche’s particular flaps. Flaps be crazy! Every flap needs to be listen to and then you will get out the factory alive. Stay down there and plan your breathing like your swimming."
— Key and Peele (via serparationofparts)
Love this. Retards, pay attention!!
Back to work full time!! Thinking about opening up an ignore line. You can listen to me DOMINATE the men I work with. A rotten little fly on the wall…and only you and I will know. How fun does that sound!?!?
I love calls when a customer tells me about their lives and its perfectly in sync with a personal fantasy. But its so frustrating when they hang up before I get to expand on their lives!
Sissy Maids in Training are amazing—FYI.
I love the idea of Cabana boys, House boys, and lovely fat men sweeping floors fitted with giant, sequined butt plugs. Someday, I will have myself an entire mansion filled to the gills with them…I dream about the nights that I can lounge about in Vegas Showgirl-type gowns and survey an entire estate of sissy bitches fucking and sucking for my bread the hordes of anonymous cock I charged $500 a head to call.
Oh boy! Tonight, I know what me and the Polyvore are cooking up!
Fuck yes! You small cocked boys might be useless to normal women—But God made a place for everyone. And I say ‘Hallelujah’!
A sweet boy purchased these for me about a week ago and I just got them in the mail. I LOVE outrageous, sexy shoes.
AND! later this week, I’ll be using these shoes in a video for a client that wants to give me a foot massage.
Foot massages by adoring boys. Gorgeous, towering heels. THIS is the life!
You can keep me happy here